Oase - Oasis

While it’s tempting to write a piece about the popular indie-rock band whose career has clearly slumped since the late 1990’s, I’ll take the more challenging topic of an actual desert oasis. They’re a great meeting place for animals for one. If you’re an elephant looking to pick up gigantic, grey, rubbery-skinned females, look no further than an oasis. You’re not getting laid hanging out by the sand dunes. Not a chance. While I’m no expert on the issue, I know girls like to have a drink and frolic in the water - I’ve seen elephants in Costa del Sol resorts having a whale of a time. The problem is there’s no music at any oasis I’ve ever visited, which is none. Thinking about it, a 90’s Brit-popping theme would go down a treat, but who?