Raububerfall - Mugging

Nobody likes a mugging. Except maybe the perpetrator, but I’d hazard a guess that they’re mostly doing it out of necessity rather than any actual desire to smash somebody‘s face in for a phone and a few quid. Mostly. Those who really are just in it for the laugh are the ones least likely to care if they do some serious damage. It’s more about the absolute intimidation and control of the victim, not the spoils. So, if you are confronted by one such a happy-go-lucky mugger, it’s not a good idea to provoke him. Or refuse to hand over whatever it is he wants. Don’t, under any circumstances call him a freeloading, worthless, dick-faced piece of shit. It doesn’t work. Well, it didn’t in my experience. It made me just put a brick in his face, taking his phone a few quid by force.