Arkis - Arctic

The Arctic Circle. Is it really a circle? Would Pi x D give us an accurate circumference? This is a ridiculous point to raise, but if it isn’t really circle, shouldn’t it be renamed? False advertising and all that. The Arctic Oval. Now that’s got a certain ring to it. Come to think of it, the Arctic Ring sounds quite good too. Although it does sound a little like an Eskimo pornographic title. I say title, because I’m not sure in which format it would be circulated. Maybe their smutty material is etched on dried seal skins, or whale carcasses. Or perhaps they have televisions and video players. If so, would they have VHS or DVD? Maybe they’re technology surpasses ours and all have Blue-Ray-Squared players and gigantic plasma screens with impossibly high contrast ratios. Anyway, I’m straying from the point here. We’ll scrap the Arctic Ring and consider Arctic Oval. Or maybe just keep Circle to save a lot of unnecessary effort. That leaves more time for procrastination.