Heimlich - Secret

I honest don’t have a secret stash of pornography. Perhaps that sounds like a guilty confession, that I’m denying it just a little too much, but it’s true. I find it disgusting and it clearly exploits and objectifies women in a horribly vile manner. Of course, that would be my stance were I a complete prick. It’s such a classically old counter argument, but if anyone is exploiting anyone, it’s the women themselves who get paid a ludicrous sum of money for being less or equally naked than they were at birth. Okay, so they’re also being fucked, but that’s only natural too. Okay, so they’re being told to pee on eachother and one is being directed to take a slimy turd in the other‘s mouth, and that’s a little less natural. However, the Two Girls, One Cup actors are clearly consenting adults, and were evidently paid a real shitload. Poorly construed jokes aside, the reality is I simply don’t find pornography that sexy. So many of the actresses breast ‘augmentations’ are negatively cyclical; starting off as good, getting better, looking great, looking a bit daft, looking pretty stupid, to looking vile. Also I don’t understand why guys find watching two lesbians the pinnacle of sexual fantasy when these are often the same cockends who find gayness in men so utterly revolting. I don’t object to it on any moral or other stupid grounds, and will happily watch it for comedy value, but in terms of a masturbatory aid, if I may be so crude, it’s just not worth the effort. Now, pictures of hamsters on the other hand…