Vergrößerung - Enlargement

It’s sad, yet hardly surprising that my first thoughts on this entry are body-related. Enlarged breasts, willies, lips and thumbs (in that order) popped right in, although why anyone bothers with #2 and #3 is beyond me. #4 however is a very simple procedure, taking approximately two seconds to perform. If you’re interested and want to try it for yourself, read beyond this sentence, otherwise start from the beginning again. Okay, now the boring people are stuck in an infinite reading loop, to increase your thumb size by up to one hundred percent (individual results may vary), simply take your index finger and thumb from your other hand, and place either side of your diminutive target digit, scissoring firmly both hands together like a pair of elderly lesbians. I actually have unusually dry hands, so that horrific image is probably less appropriate to everyone who isn‘t me. Anyway, working backwards through the various body augments, I‘ll continue with #3. Pumping your lips full of protein may sound like a lot of fun, but the result often ends up looking peculiar. Given, I’ve not studied a trillion before-and-after shots, but of the several bizarre human-fish hybrids I’ve seen with collagen implants, it just seems they’re paying vast sums of money to have people notice - no matter how freaky they look - that they can afford such vast sums of money. But that can’t be right, because the idea that people having such cosmetic surgery could be vain, boasting show-off-types is a bit far-fetched. Next, penis enlargement is a brilliant concept. It’s one step further than pricks that wear designer underwear in the hope it’ll help them get laid. If you’re in a situation with a lady where you’re already down to your underwear, unless she’s the type of superficial idiot who’d bulk her face out a la #3, it’s unlikely she’s going to give a shit whether Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein has his name plastered across your waistline. So similarly, if you’ve got to a point where you’re already lost the undies, is she really about to cease proceedings and laugh you out of the bedroom/nightclub disabled toilet/stairwell because your manpiece isn’t up to size? If so she’s a shallow twat, which ironically would make her far more suited to a tiny-penised man than her less empty-headed counterparts. Finally, #1: breast enlargements. I understand some women without much there can feel very self-conscious, insubstantial, etc, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah. Being a guy, shockingly I don’t find breasts that unappealing, so I have an inbuilt non-beef, generally speaking. Responsible, proportional tit-jobs, cool, go for it. Even a bit bigger than looks natural, why not? But when you start going from an A to EE or B to JJ - if that size even exists - sexiness rapidly degenerates to funny, to freaky, to ugly, to plain nasty. Give me average boobs and decent conversation over giant knockers and thick-shittedness any day. Although a thumb enlargement can also increase desirability by up to ninety percent (individual results may vary), so it’s definitely worth whipping out every now again.